I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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