To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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