Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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