Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
