So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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