Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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