Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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