I hope mine doesn't look like that
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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