I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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