I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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