so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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