so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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