Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
and she was petting her beer can
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
false alarm, still single
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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