so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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