She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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