Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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