SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
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i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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