and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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