Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
