I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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