Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
...so i touched it.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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