I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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