I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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