He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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