She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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