We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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