He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Randomize
