I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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