New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
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I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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