Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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