Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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