She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low