your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I would fuck him just for his dog