let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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