He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
