it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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