just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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