Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Randomize
