I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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