A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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