wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
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If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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