Do you still have your period?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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