shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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