I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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