these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
