dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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