After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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