He is an equal opportunity slut.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
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yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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