is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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