I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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