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I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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