So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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