doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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