Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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